Über mich: Latest Update: I'm discontinuing the use of messaging via xhamster, plenty of places to reach me if you really need to. To possibly avoid your inevitable disappointment, you should probably know a few things before proceeding: Update: Unfortunately I just cannot keep up with the endless flood of messages. Although most of them are pretty dumb, I am thankful for all the somewhat intelligent ones! So if you send me a DM, (s)expect an answer somewhere between next year and never. But(t) know I'll get there eventually. Probably. Maybe. Perhaps. ♥ I'm mainly here to enjoy and share porn! Although I am open to conversation, I am not here to date, get fucked, have sexy talk, exchange pictures and videos, paint your house, babysit your grandma, and most certainly not to meet with people. Also not here to Skype, Kik, Whats(f)app, etc. ♥ I'm pansexual, but(t) visually I mainly appreciate the female form so don't expect me to be in awe over anything else. ♥ Feel free to enjoy my stuff here; but keep in mind that selling naughty stuff is what I do, so understand that although I am not pushing it I also can't just hand out everything for free. Unfortunately a girl's gotta eat. ♥ I'm not that social, but I'll try to respond awkwardly anyway. ♥ While I can read and write in a few languages, I strongly urge you to refrain from letting me butcher your language; for DM I highly prefer communicating in English; for public any language other than English is prohibited. ♥ If you're super serious and can't stand (rude) jokes and other silliness, you might consider being more fun. ♥ If you're easily offended, you might consider staying away from me. ♥ If your failure to acknowledge all of this causes you to get your panties in a twist later, expect no sympathy.